The Ocean.

Remember when Kramer challenged Calvin Klein when they came out with a men's fragrance called "The Ocean" (his original idea was called "The Beach")? Well, while dosing some plants with a bunch of Instant Ocean (TM) salt spray today, I got drenched big time. (Note to self, when draining the spray boom, don't stand directly below the outlet.) I didn't bother to clean myself off much before coming to Stella's, so I didn't notice the deposition of dried salts in my hair. It really formed a cool pattern once it interacted with the wax I put on this morning.

So, when somebody asks (and I know some people have noticed), I'll just tell them I am using a new hair product called "The Ocean".